. ♪ [ laughter ] thank -- [ laughter ] thank you, linkedin, for being facebook's boring uncle. [ laughter ] "exciting news. gary is now an --" ugh, who cares? [ light laughter ] thank you, autocorrect on my iphone, for making it look like i'm typing in "mad libs." [ laughter ] "hi, tracy, i'll stop by after my stinky blender gets whisper zebras." [ laughter ] [ applause ] [ humming ] ♪ [ laughter ] ♪ 23 skedoo ♪ wanna buy a duck? >> jimmy: "you wanna buy a duck?" is what you said at the end? >> steve: yeah. joe penner. ask your grandparents, kids. >> jimmy: oh, gosh. ♪ thank you, the word "receipt," for having a totally unnecessary letter "p" in you. you should get your money back for that letter "p," man. hopefully you kept the receip-t. [ laughter ] [ applause ] thank you, report that said presidents age twice as fast as normal people due to the stress of their job, which means that if obama gets reelected, he's going to look like this -- [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] [ humming "sanford and son" theme ] ♪ >> jimmy: i'll take it from there. ♪ my name is jimmy and i'm h